First, we’ll start with the youngest: Mac
The local priesthood still has not determined exactly which demonic neither realm currently possesses her. The biggest difficulty that they face is finding which particular demon that can boil holy water, torture animals and siblings with glee while looking cute as a button. So far they have narrowed the list down to: Mammon, Mephistopheles, Lilith, and of course Satan. We’ll let you know more once the exorcisms are over.However, when she is not acting possessed, Mac is busy getting ready for her first year as a kindergartner. Please pray for her teachers. Also she’s keeping herself quite busy in her continuing effort to become the next big thing from Disney. This includes singing, acting, being annoying, and looking cute. (As if anyone needed any more proof that she’s evil!) Even her sister Haley is helping her with this. Like last week Haley helped her with her dancing skills by blindfolding her and playing something called ‘dodge traffic’. Whatever that is.
And speaking of Haley:
Miss Haley is still her same old self. Loves horses, Disney movies, and praying. “Dear lord, please make me an only child…” She’s pretty much your average, ordinary 11 year old girl. Who just happens to be taller than the teachers at her school. She’s been keeping herself busy lately trying to get AR reading points for the 5th grade. However, I have to keep telling her that there are no reading points for the label of a bottle of ketchup.Also she is working on her acting skills. (At least I think she is. Let me tell you, no one can do drama like her) However, I personally think that she is working on her fratricide skills. “Yes brother dear…. All the sodas that you can drink are right down there, down in that deep, dark room. And don’t worry, I’ll make sure the door doesn’t close on you.”
- Don’t worry, the boys have similar plans for her. Like Jeremiah last week: “Yeah Haley, there’s this horse thing for you, right outside of the house. Yeah it’s right by that square pile of leaves that is not covering up any type of death-trap whatsoever. So just stand over there for a moment… ”
And speaking of Jeremiah:
Mr Jeremiah has been keeping himself quite occupied as well. He is getting himself prepared for High School next year, taking on a full course load of honors and advanced classes. Not only is he the shortest, but it seems he’s the smartest as well. And the fact that he doesn’t look like the rest of them….uhh, Reet is there something you might want to tell me?? Anyhow, He has been keeping himself busy with tests, studying, and trying to beat Mackenzie at being the prettiest. (Mac’s hair is still longer and prettier)
So once Mr Jeremiah goes into high school next year he will be taking all advanced courses and probably not even have time to do his hair anymore. But on the bright side, all of this hard work will prepare him for his future career, being Nate’s high school teacher.
And Speaking of Nate:
The proclaimed ‘master of self-disaster’ is alive and well. After going through several surgeries and 7 casts, he still has 2 months to go with the leg. Watcha gonna do? This weeks cast has an LSU theme to it. Despite all of trouble that he’s had with his leg, he still insists that this is the best school year ever. “Really dad, I mean how else could I take a whole month off from school legally and get sympathy to boot?? Hell, I should have done this sooner!!” Yeah, poor, poor Nate. More surprisingly is the fact that he is actually passing all of his classes. “Mr Corbett, the only thing of Nate’s that I could grade was when he signed in at the beginning of the year. He’s been out since.”Other than his leg, Nate has been pretty much the same old same. Face super glued to either the TV or Playstation. Big blank expressionless stare out into the void. yup that's our Nate. Hopefully, he will be out of his cast and outside by mid April. if not, we'll cut the cast off ourselves and take things from there. Considering how much food he's been eating Reet's been running around like a lunatic buying groceries by the truckload.
Oh, and speaking of Reet:
That loving, dear woman of mine is still hyperventilating from Superbowl 43 "Go Steelers!! In your face world!! in your face!" Unfortunately for poor Jeremiah, who did not use his brains when he walked by her going; "go Cards!" I tell ya, that has got to be the stupidest smart kid in the world. Anywho, Reet has been up to her normal stuff, working 170 hour weeks, trying to get dinner ready and putting up with the 'little darlings'. but if you ask her, that's nothing compared to putting up with me...And speaking of me:
Uhmm, actually there isn't much to say. the only new news that i've got is that I've completed my book. (actually, I did that about a month ago.) Also I quit smoking (new work policy. those damn Nazies.) so I guess that's a good thing. hmm, reading this over, it's a pretty boring post. Hmm we need to spice it up some... (maybe I'l have Haley kidnapped by aliens for an intergalactic farting competition. Or something like that.
Anyhow.. That's it for this update. I'll post something better when it comes up. if anyone's interested in the book, (Hey! you never know when you might get so bored that you only have a choice between slitting your wrists or reading a really awful book) anyhow, here's the link: Click here to get the book that will burn a permanent scar in your mind. Notice: I did warn you. so don't sue me once the mental damage had been done.
P.P.S: anyone know a good editor??
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